I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of getting caught. No lie makes man thirstier than a dishonest I love you.

“It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than eve…”

“I’d understand if at your front door you want me to take off my shoes, but I wo…”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the sec…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”