I take humor very seriously. I also take it three times a day, with meals.

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precise…”

“Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to …”

“Too many people talk about the weather, and not enough people talk about agricu…”