I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audi…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start …”