I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I have to say, it was a better conversationalist than my last date.

“To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so…”

“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.”

“It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…”

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”