I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn’t spoken to me since.

“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t d…”

“I wrote a song called "Stinky Sodomite." It isn't a pop song, a historical song…”

“Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.”

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”