I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

“Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously…”

“The town was Newport, Rhode Island, U.S.A., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.”

“That's one thing earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: ignor…”

“Our government's got a war on drugs. That's certainly better then no drugs at a…”