I think a great book title would be “Ida Says ‘I do’ in Idaho.” It would be about a divorce in Washington State, and the protagonist would be a woman, though I’m not sure what her name should be.

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Me…”

“I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the cu…”

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy…”