I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s imaginations, but they’d also be really affordable. In fact, every toy would be free.

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”