I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace leads to prosperity, prosperity leads to decadence, and decadence leads to diabetes.

“I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer,…”

“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”