I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rather than just hanging out on my roof.

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, beca…”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy pat…”

“With the rising cost of food, either the portions get smaller, or the quality g…”