I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue their eyelids open when they felt tired.

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot…”

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch…”

“I wear a helmet when I write, because if you’re doing it right, writing is dang…”

“I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law…”