I think the perfect pen name is Quill McSeagull. Especially for writing flights of fancy—and nothing has more feathers than a love poem.

“You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Lu…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to …”

“I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So in…”

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”