I think you and I both know it’s Josh who needs saving. Have a good time tonight.

“El mundo debería estar lleno de Josh Bennetts.”

“I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It's …”

“I'm tired of being responsible for other people's misery. I can't even put up w…”

“It's not the sound itself that bothers me; it's just the fact that it's loud. T…”