I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI].
"Oh, they're fake." He was looking at the plants I had along my windowsill. Either that or my mold problem was getting out of hand. After a long pause I heard, "Those are fake?"
"Yeah, I had to make them look real. A little spray paint, a little lighter fluid, and voila! Fake dying plants."
"Why would you want fake dying plants?" he asked.
"Because if they were all thick and healthy-looking, anyone who knows me would realise they were fake."
"Yeah, but is that really the point?"
"Duh.

Author: Darynda Jones

I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI].<br />"Oh, they're fake." He was looking at the plants I had along my windowsill. Either that or my mold problem was getting out of hand. After a long pause I heard, "Those are fake?"<br />"Yeah, I had to make them look real. A little spray paint, a little lighter fluid, and voila! Fake dying plants."<br />"Why would you want fake dying plants?" he asked.<br />"Because if they were all thick and healthy-looking, anyone who knows me would realise they were fake."<br />"Yeah, but is that really the point?"<br />"Duh. - Darynda Jones


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