I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI]. "Oh, they're fake." He was looking at the plants I had along my windowsill. Either that or my mold problem was getting out of hand. After a long pause I heard, "Those are fake?" "Yeah, I had to make them look real. A little spray paint, a little lighter fluid, and voila! Fake dying plants." "Why would you want fake dying plants?" he asked. "Because if they were all thick and healthy-looking, anyone who knows me would realise they were fake." "Yeah, but is that really the point?" "Duh.
![I think you need to water your plants," Garrett [Swopes, PI]called out to me [Charley Davidson, Grim Reaper and PI].<br />"Oh, they're fake." He was looking at the plants I had along my windowsill. Either that or my mold problem was getting out of hand. After a long pause I heard, "Those are fake?"<br />"Yeah, I had to make them look real. A little spray paint, a little lighter fluid, and voila! Fake dying plants."<br />"Why would you want fake dying plants?" he asked.<br />"Because if they were all thick and healthy-looking, anyone who knows me would realise they were fake."<br />"Yeah, but is that really the point?"<br />"Duh. - Darynda Jones](/static/img/quotes/570173.jpg)