I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.

“I know the secret number of the universe. It’s one, for the individual in searc…”

“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”

“I have a strong opinion on steroids.”

“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed pota…”