I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, I was disappointed.

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”

“If you waive my fee, I’ll wave at you. I might even wink.”

“A brick is used to label a missed shot in basketball. However, a better term to…”

“I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup o…”