I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.

“If my doctor told me I only had five minutes to live, I’d probably change all t…”

“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.”

“It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondli…”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”