I told the cops I’ve been framed. I told them to just go look in the art gallery.

“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chamel…”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”