I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.


“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in t…”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”

“I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.”