I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.

“I saw her from afar. The game was afoot. I had astiffy.”

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to …”

“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”