I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under …”

“What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.”

“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in …”