I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.


“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest q…”

“A blanket could be wrapped around people who’ve recently been electrocuted, bec…”

“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to A…”