I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.

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“Soon,” said the crackling voice of the flame, coming from behind him, “they wil…”

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“I wonder if I shall ever see her again, and I realize that I scarcely care. I c…”