I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.

“Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the be…”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”

“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a…”