I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.

“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only…”

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundr…”

“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone …”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”