I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints on his fingerprints.

“In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a s…”

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, a…”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t kno…”