I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.

“Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slo…”

“I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ri…”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”

“A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, …”