I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best position for me to be in.

“What I like most about reading is I can read in minutes what it took the author…”

“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his p…”

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, be…”

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so …”