I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I …”

“I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.”