I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.

“I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I b…”

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly ho…”

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”