I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make the road my home.

“Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every si…”

“My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, pro…”

“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying…”

“I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.”