I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I’d treat her well, and I wouldn’t let her get too dusty on the shelf.

“Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.”

“The hardest part about finishing is starting.”

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“He had a last name for a first name, and a last name for a last name, but only …”