I want an ocean job, but they’re hard to land.

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”