I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”

“Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, whi…”

“Blankets could be used as billboards on buildings, especially hotels, if you wr…”