I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to have 150 years before those last 50 years begin.

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”

“A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestruc…”

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”

“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the …”