I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention an…”