I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.

“A peaceful wave came over me, and I thought, Thank God I’m holding my breath.”

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”

“I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Wors…”

“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …”