I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, who wouldn’t want all the people at their service? I’d get to live like a king, only I’d be voted in by my servants, rather than by God. And by God life would be good.

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all m…”

“It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast …”

“The rooftop of the mouth is where the chest must sing love songs.”