I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.

“What’s going on?”“We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste,” Ma…”

“Beautiful girls should know how to defend themselves against the advances of ge…”

“Alec took a deep breath and let it out. Well, he’d come this far; he might as w…”

“Jace, on the other hand, looked like the sort of boy who'd come over to your ho…”