I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was th…”

“I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teac…”

“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things to…”

“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way…”