I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.

“I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it…”

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it …”

“Sometimes I retreat into sleep to advance my mood.”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, becau…”