I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…”

“Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me an…”

“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without…”

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that …”