I want to be the leading man in a story about followers.

“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”