I want to be the mayor of a small town. A small town I populated entirely with my seed.

“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“Capitalist cycle of profit. The rancher sells a cow for profit. The butcher sel…”