I want to be the object of your objections.

“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for …”

“Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live …”

“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat b…”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”