I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It would make me a better lover, but it's impossible for me to be a better lover than I already am, as I’m beyond the sensual, like Helen Keller.

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate th…”

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because …”