I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”

“If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the s…”

“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.”