I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.

“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after y…”

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turne…”