I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, bu…” “If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say somethi…” “My computer set-up is crazy. I have wireless set up on my iMac, aimed at a rout…” “I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”