I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holdi…”

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”